Party rockers in the house tonight

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Characters: The Hakurei Shrine gang, Guest of Honor Fionna, and invited friends
Date: Right as the event begins, OH NO
Summary: A slumber party, but it seems the faerie that Nue and Sanae raised is gonna be causing some trouble
Warnings: Wild Cards everywhere


[[ ooc: Feel free to start your own threads, prose or bracket format. Nue and Sanae's faerie is going to be causing chaos throughout the party, so have fun with that! Also, you can assume that if you have any kind of positive CR with Sanae or Fionna, you got invited, even if you didn't comment to the initial announcement ]]

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[fionna_time]

"You're skinny now, but that might change," Fionna said, slightly envious of the bloomers now. "Why wouldn't you care anyway?"

[swarmoflies]

"'cuz poppin' out babies is a mugs game!" Sette said loudly and proudly. "Ain't nobody take you serious when you gotta spend nine months outta the year laid up an' the rest sucklin' with a babe at yer teat! I intend to avoid that altogether."

[fionna_time]

"Oh, I dunno man. I don't want one now, you know, cuz I'm an adventurer and junk. But maybe one day, I guess, I might want a kid of my own, a little adventurer to carry on our awesomeness!"

Granted, she'd have to actually DO stuff with a guy for that, but she'd think about it later.

[swarmoflies]

Sette stared at her blankly. "Ya disappoint me. I didn't take ya for such a sucker."

[fionna_time]

Fionna scoffed. "Hey, you can be all happy with being all solitary talk stuff. I don't hate kids. I hang around with you all the time!"

[swarmoflies]

"Havin' kids is like stickin' yourself in one of them corset dresses. Tons o' pain an' inconvenience without a single sem o' benefit. Total mug's game. An' don't call me a kid."

[fionna_time]

"Dude, you're a kid, whatever the heck you say. And since you weren't hatched from an egg, you were born too, or you wouldn't be here in the first place. What if your dad thought you didn't have any benefit? You wouldn't be here."

[swarmoflies]

"Oh, men can have all the kids they want. It ain't coming out from between their legs, after all."

[fionna_time]

"But then they can't have the kids, girls do. So if you want a kid, you really have to commit to it. I dunno if I ever will, but I kinda think about it sometimes. I dunno. I like kids, annoying as they are."

[swarmoflies]

"Exactly. When a dude wants a kid, all he's gotta do is find a lady and knock her up. It don't cost him nothin'. But that ain't the same for you and I."

[fionna_time]

"Nah, I guess not," Fionna said, looking, frankly, perturbed by this argument. Since when did Sette start actually having conversations like this and make sense.

"As long as we're here though, we don't really have to worry about it!"

[swarmoflies]

Oh, this was something Sette had spent plenty of time thinking about. It was something she'd have to deal with if she was supposed to take over her father's business, after all.

"True enough, 'less the Queen decides to magic a brat inside of us. Which she damn well better not."

[fionna_time]

"Nah! She wouldn't do that, would she? Why would she wanna? The closest she came to that was the egg thing, right?"

She wouldn't...do that, would she?

[swarmoflies]

"Why's she wanna do any of this? I dunno. You don't know. Nobody knows! So who can say?"

[fionna_time]

Well that was unsettling.

"Uh, why don't we get back to havin' fun? What else do we do at sleepovers anyway?"

[swarmoflies]

"I dunno," Sette said. "I don't even really know what one is. How's a cove to party if he's aslumbering?"

[fionna_time]

Fionna nodded, then looked confused. "Wait, what's a cove?"

[swarmoflies]

Urgh, another failure to communicate. Sometimes Sette swore that Fionna had engineered her grasp of Continental to be as frustrating as possible. "A body, a fella, a dude, a person."

[fionna_time]

OH. So that made sense.

"I hear we're supposed to play games, gossip, eat and give makeovers. Most of that sounds pretty good, don't you think?"

[swarmoflies]

Sette wrinkled her nose at 'makeovers'. "I'm up for eatin'," she said. "Don't think I got the talents needed ta remove much of yer ugly, though."

[fionna_time]

Fionna's eyes darkened a little here. "Least I don't have insects and dirt everywhere I go!"

[swarmoflies]

"Bugs n' earth add character."

[fionna_time]

"Sores on your body and filth means you're just going to get eaten up by them someday," Fionna said. "I might be a little big, but I'm still fit and strong!"

[swarmoflies]

"Hey, I let you scrub me raw, what more do ya want? It ain't my fault you look like a dog's behind, that's no reason to take it out on my innocent self."

Man, she's in top form tonight.

[fionna_time]

"And you look like a monkey's uncle!" Fionna shot back, trying not to look hurt. "Who said you were innocent! Not someone who know you I bet!"

Fionna? Not so much in top form.