Party rockers in the house tonight

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Characters: The Hakurei Shrine gang, Guest of Honor Fionna, and invited friends
Date: Right as the event begins, OH NO
Summary: A slumber party, but it seems the faerie that Nue and Sanae raised is gonna be causing some trouble
Warnings: Wild Cards everywhere


[[ ooc: Feel free to start your own threads, prose or bracket format. Nue and Sanae's faerie is going to be causing chaos throughout the party, so have fun with that! Also, you can assume that if you have any kind of positive CR with Sanae or Fionna, you got invited, even if you didn't comment to the initial announcement ]]

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[fionna_time]

"Augh! Ah, what the NUTS did you do that!?"

[Fionna is now hopping on one foot. What kind of party WAS this?!]

"Not my fault you cried about the shampoo!"

[swarmoflies]

"I. Did. Not. Cry!"

She grabs Fionna's shirt and hauls her in to try and look as intimidating as possible.

"And you best not be tellin' any different!"

[fionna_time]

Fionna, of course, is nice, but not THAT nice.

After all, Sette had been pretty severe the whole night.

She met Sette face to face. "Then quit callin' me fat, Sette. It sucks!"

[swarmoflies]

Never one to back down from a fight, Sette stood her ground stubbornly.

"I'll quit callin' ya fat when I can't use ya for shade no longer!"

[fionna_time]

"Go get your own shade!" Fionna answered back.

Really, this was one of those things she was going to have to work on anyway. She wasn't going to go and start losing weight anytime soon, but she till did feel insecure about it.

[swarmoflies]

"That didn't even make sense!"

Well, it didn't.

[fionna_time]

"Yeah it does! If I'm your shade go somewhere else! Quit calling me fat, I don't even eat that much!"

Unless its good, then she'll eat a lot. But right now she's actually stung.

[swarmoflies]

"...ugh. This ain't even good sport. I barely even have ta wave the bait an' you're snapping at it. You always this simple, or do ya try at it?"

In fact, Sette was starting to wonder if she was getting suckered somehow. Nobody could but this impressionable...right?

[fionna_time]

Wait, she was messing with her? The whole time? What the heck dude? And calling her simple...

But that was it, wasn't it? She wanted to mess with Fionna, make her angry and laugh because she could. What could Fionna say to that?

"Least I can still write and read. Don't even need a tail for that, and I don't have to pretend they're not useful!"

Fionna, what the...?

[swarmoflies]

...she sighs.

"Look, I see what yer goin' for, but that ain't how you go about it. Look, you're kinda an embarrassment, so I'll take you under me wing a bit. Teach ya the art o' a real killer insult."

[fionna_time]

Fionna wrinkled her nose. Seriously, this is the worse slumber party ever. For something that was supposed to brighten her spirits they feel pretty bad.

"I'm not an embarrassment. I'm just not used to all these people and insults and junk. Where I'm from, if we fight, we do it with our fists, we don't start using demon powers or start calling people fat!"

She was listening, she was just annoyed about it.

[swarmoflies]

"If you got demon powers ya should prob'ly use them, that sounds awesome. Anyway, first thing you gotta do's stop takin' everything so personal. Only reason I keep callin' ya fat is that it makes you jump higher'n a goosed ogre."

A pause.

"Well, that an' the fact that you could kill me by sittin' on me."

[fionna_time]

"I should kill you by sittin' on you," Fionna said grumpily. The truth was she could take any insult and laugh if Cake was here. It was a balance between the two of them, riffing on each other. Without that Fionna felt lost.

She sighed. "Kinda hard not to take things personal when you feel like you don't belong, you know?"

[swarmoflies]

"Nope. You gotta stiffen yer upper lip. Don't get mad, get even! Hell, get even-er! Show 'em you ain't to be trifled with!"

Please disregard how hypocritical this is, considering how riled up she got earlier.

"An' when you go in for t'insult, don't just shout something that'd make you mad. Shout somethin' that'll make them mad! Like, fer me, I got no idea why you get so bent outta shape about yer weight. But it works, don't it, so who cares?"

[fionna_time]

"I am no one to be trifled with!" Fionna said, though even saying it sounded weaker to her than it should. She usually was more sturdy, but with all she lost when she got here, it had been harder than she would have cared to admit adjusting.

Oh, Fionna remembered. If there was one thing to count on with Sette, it was that she was a big old bag of "do as I say, not as I do."

"There are plenty reasons why people don't wanna be called fat," Fionna protested. "For start, you see anyone else here who looks remotely like me?"

[swarmoflies]

"Nope, but what's yer point? Embarrassed that you got a better bod than any other cove here?"

[fionna_time]

"A better bo-you keep saying I'm fat!"

[swarmoflies]

"Well, yeah. Menfolk like their ladies with some meat on'm. It's a sign o' good health. The hell're you talkin' about?"

[fionna_time]

"Yeah, but there are all these girls here. So how does that matter?"

[swarmoflies]

"Some o' me cozes, pisspots they are, spent weeks gorgin' themselves to get to be yer size so they could bring in more dosh. It just looks better. Only reason I ever went on about it is it drove you a bit mental, but even that's stopped having any enjoyment to it. Yer too easy a mark, I swear."

[fionna_time]

"It's still kinda weird for me. There are all these rules and different way peeps act. Where I'm from, I'm the only human, no pressure. Here there are so many different ways. It gets confusin. And why aren't there any girls that look like me anyway? What do these gals EAT?"

[fionna_time]

"It's still kinda weird for me. There are all these rules and different way peeps act. Where I'm from, I'm the only human, no pressure. Here there are so many different ways. It gets confusin. And why aren't there any girls that look like me anyway? What do these gals EAT?"

[swarmoflies]

"Dunno. Mebbe they're like me, an' stay skinny as a rail no matter what they eat. Dwayne says it's on account o' me mettablism.

[fionna_time]

"Yeah, but I'm sure not everyone's got that kinda mentabolism. The queen musta done this to be a pain. I think she plays these weird trick on everyone in some way."

What a troll.

Clearly what this game needs is Amanda Waller

[swarmoflies]

Sette shrugs. "Well, ya got me, but I'd be envious of yer hips if I was ever planning on shoving' a mini-Sette out through mine."