Party rockers in the house tonight

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Characters: The Hakurei Shrine gang, Guest of Honor Fionna, and invited friends
Date: Right as the event begins, OH NO
Summary: A slumber party, but it seems the faerie that Nue and Sanae raised is gonna be causing some trouble
Warnings: Wild Cards everywhere


[[ ooc: Feel free to start your own threads, prose or bracket format. Nue and Sanae's faerie is going to be causing chaos throughout the party, so have fun with that! Also, you can assume that if you have any kind of positive CR with Sanae or Fionna, you got invited, even if you didn't comment to the initial announcement ]]

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[fionna_time]

Well that was unsettling.

"Uh, why don't we get back to havin' fun? What else do we do at sleepovers anyway?"

[swarmoflies]

"I dunno," Sette said. "I don't even really know what one is. How's a cove to party if he's aslumbering?"

[fionna_time]

Fionna nodded, then looked confused. "Wait, what's a cove?"

[swarmoflies]

Urgh, another failure to communicate. Sometimes Sette swore that Fionna had engineered her grasp of Continental to be as frustrating as possible. "A body, a fella, a dude, a person."

[fionna_time]

OH. So that made sense.

"I hear we're supposed to play games, gossip, eat and give makeovers. Most of that sounds pretty good, don't you think?"

[swarmoflies]

Sette wrinkled her nose at 'makeovers'. "I'm up for eatin'," she said. "Don't think I got the talents needed ta remove much of yer ugly, though."

[fionna_time]

Fionna's eyes darkened a little here. "Least I don't have insects and dirt everywhere I go!"

[swarmoflies]

"Bugs n' earth add character."

[fionna_time]

"Sores on your body and filth means you're just going to get eaten up by them someday," Fionna said. "I might be a little big, but I'm still fit and strong!"

[swarmoflies]

"Hey, I let you scrub me raw, what more do ya want? It ain't my fault you look like a dog's behind, that's no reason to take it out on my innocent self."

Man, she's in top form tonight.

[fionna_time]

"And you look like a monkey's uncle!" Fionna shot back, trying not to look hurt. "Who said you were innocent! Not someone who know you I bet!"

Fionna? Not so much in top form.

[swarmoflies]

Sette burst into cackles. "Did you come up with that on the spot, or were you sittin' on it for a while?"

[fionna_time]

"On the spot! Least I'm not calling people ugly! What the crud?"

Oh yeah, remember when Sanae was trying to organize the party for Fionna's depression? No? That's ok, no one else really did either!

[swarmoflies]

Sette is pretty clearly the best friend.

"Don't blame your ugly on me. Not me fault."

[fionna_time]

"Ugly like your face!"

Actually, being called ugly was kinda hurtful, but no way is Fionna letting Sette know that!

[swarmoflies]

Sette honestly didn't care about being called ugly. Because she knew that she wasn't, and anyway a tough crime boss didn't need to be pretty.

"I happen ta know that I've the face o' an angel."

[fionna_time]

Well crud. How was this fair? She could be called ugly but she couldn't do it back?

"Then stop callin' me that," Fionna said, turning her head away. "It sucks."

[swarmoflies]

"Awww, you gonna cry?" Sette said, getting right up in her face. "Big baby's gonna cry?"

[fionna_time]

To answer that, Fionna gave the girl a pretty loud raspberry noise.

"Ya know, if you wanna be like this, I COULD tell everyone how you reacted to a little bath, Miss-I'm-crying-because-I-gots-a-little-soap-in-my-eyes!"

[swarmoflies]

"I did not cry!" Sette protested indignantly. "It just hurt, alright?"

[fionna_time]

"Dude, you were cryin' and whining about it with every minute it took! And come on, shampoo in your eyes? It's not that bad!"

[swarmoflies]

"I did not!"

[She stomps on Fionna's foot. Hard. Looks like Fionna struck a sore spot.]

[fionna_time]

"Augh! Ah, what the NUTS did you do that!?"

[Fionna is now hopping on one foot. What kind of party WAS this?!]

"Not my fault you cried about the shampoo!"

[swarmoflies]

"I. Did. Not. Cry!"

She grabs Fionna's shirt and hauls her in to try and look as intimidating as possible.

"And you best not be tellin' any different!"

[fionna_time]

Fionna, of course, is nice, but not THAT nice.

After all, Sette had been pretty severe the whole night.

She met Sette face to face. "Then quit callin' me fat, Sette. It sucks!"