http://sheroic.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] sheroic.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] queenoflogs2011-02-01 06:13 pm

some batting practice!

Characters: [livejournal.com profile] sheroic and [livejournal.com profile] beerjugs, but if anyone else wants some baseball lessons from America, feel free to post here too!
Date: 2/1, afternoon!
Summary: America is going to teach Prussia the art of hitting stuff with a bat. I mean baseball.
Warnings: General warning for Prussia, but otherwise it should be good...

America is standing in a clear spot in the garden, swinging her baseball bat with ease. She wanted to teach someone how to play, so she invited Prussia out! America obviously had too much energy to waste and needed an outlet, so really, she'd drag anyone she could out. Prussia was just an easy target!

And so, she continues swinging the bat around as she hums Take Me Out to the Ballgame, and tries not to scare the cute rabbits away.

[identity profile] beerjugs.livejournal.com 2011-02-02 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
[The white haired woman eyed the thick glove suspiciously. Sure, it was dense enough to sustain any damage done to the hand, but it was still too obstructive. How was anyone supposed to hold the stick wearing something like that?!]

Where's the other glove?

[identity profile] beerjugs.livejournal.com 2011-02-02 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
Then what's the stick for? Which hand does that go in?

[identity profile] beerjugs.livejournal.com 2011-02-02 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
[She tries it and mimics] I look like Hungary whenever he's about to clobber someone.

Alright! Let's play round ball!

[identity profile] beerjugs.livejournal.com 2011-02-02 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
I'll let you know I've been hitting drunken heads with chairs before you were even in your swaddling clothes, missy!

[With that, she swings forward... And the bat flies over America's head.]

[identity profile] beerjugs.livejournal.com 2011-02-02 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Goes to retrieve it anyway. At least it's not behind a fence.]

This thing needs leather skins around the handle. It slips too easily.

[identity profile] beerjugs.livejournal.com 2011-02-02 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
[She gives America a light thwap upside the head.] Your cool, brilliant, awesome teachers dances better with a sword than a funny stick. Now hurl that ball at me once more.

[She stands at the ready, in close imitation of America's earlier pose, and grins.]

[identity profile] beerjugs.livejournal.com 2011-02-02 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
[She hits it this time. It's no home run, but the ball is rightfully smacked and the bat doesn't fly anywhere.]

Did you see that?!



Now what?

[identity profile] beerjugs.livejournal.com 2011-02-02 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
At least it's more fun than chucking beer bottles at Austria's windows. [To tell the truth, she's almost enjoying herself, but it wouldn't do to appear too eager before America.]

What's the farthest you got a ball to?

[identity profile] beerjugs.livejournal.com 2011-02-02 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
[The bat swings too quickly. If there is one thing Prussia's proud of, it's her reflexes, even if the strength behind them needs some work when it comes to hitting a ball.]

Sneaky! You grew up well, missy!

[identity profile] beerjugs.livejournal.com 2011-02-02 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
And what do I get if I get the third one behind it?

[identity profile] beerjugs.livejournal.com 2011-02-02 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
[America has always been the weird one, so the sentence doesn't make much sense, even if Prussia doesn't hear anything after the word BEER. She digs her heels into the dirt, gripping the bat firmly.]

Gonna make you eat your words, brat!

[identity profile] beerjugs.livejournal.com 2011-02-02 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
[The speed of the ball is not too fast, but Prussia's swing momentum is, and the ball arches sharp a fair distance to the right of the tree, instead of behind it.]

Well, fuck.

[identity profile] beerjugs.livejournal.com 2011-02-02 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"We"?

[Stands at the ready, again.] This ain't over yet. Give me your best shot!