Santana and Ciel

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Characters: Santana Lopez and Ciel Phantomhive
Date: December 22nd
Summary: Snowed in, cue the arguing.
Warnings: Will be edited if there are any.



As Santana awoke, it took her a while to realize where she was. Well, scratch that, she still didn't know where she was, only that it was not the place where she went to sleep the night before. It was one day, and this endless dimension-hopping bullshit was getting really old, really fast.

Also, it was freezing. And she wasn't alone.

"Hey, you."

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Trapped in a new place, without any allies- Ciel had been exhausted, tiring more quickly than usual after being stuck outside in the snow. She didn't remember falling asleep, nor coming to any building like the one she found herself in.

Hearing a strange voice, the Countess panicked. In a flash, Ciel had pulled her gun out from under her and had it pointed straight at Santana.

"Who are you!?"

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"Oh my God!" she screamed, holding her hands up. Seriously? This girl did not look old enough to be carrying a gun. "My name is Santana Lopez. Will you put the gun down now?"

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"Not until I know what's going on," she replied, her voice as cold as the stone she was sitting on. This girl could have anything planned, and Ciel didn't like to take chances.

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"How should I know? In case you haven't noticed, everyone here is confused as hell. I would ask the psycho Queen. And bring the gun when you do it."

Now that Santana thought of it, maybe it was fake. She wasn't given a gun.

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It's an old-fashioned pistol, but it looks real enough. Ciel points it away from Santana, finally deciding that this girl wasn't much of a threat at the moment.

"Shall I give her your regards when I do find her?"

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"Yeah, tell her she's insane and that where I come from, this is so grounds for a lawsuit."

A sigh of relief. Not that she was scared, or anything. But seriously, who just points guns at people?

"Where'd the weapon come from?"

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"It's mine. I was carrying it when I was kidnapped."

Her already obvious frown deepened, making her look older than she really was.

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"What are you, a creepy fetish cop?"

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That startles her into screeching a loud, "No!"

She lightly coughs into her hand, trying to regain her composure.

"It's for protection. That's all."

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"Well, you look like a life-sized American Girl doll. If you ever set foot in Japan, you'll get molested."

Santana needed a weapon of her own. Usually, she was the type of person to just go with the flow, but this whole situation was weird. And, more likely than not, dangerous. Maybe, if the birds brought her some pants, they'd bring her a gun.

Somehow, she doubted the birds would be out in this blizzard.

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"That's disgusting!"

Ciel's embarrassment was obvious, with her face turning red and her only visible eye averted to the ground. Really, how vulgar!

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She never said she was above harassing virginal little girls.

"Yeah, well, don't blame me. I'm not the one with the doll fetish, sweetie."

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"It's not a doll fetish, it's just a simple gown! It covers more than yours does, at least."

Really, that skirt Santana was wearing was indecent, to say the least. It didn't cover her legs at all!

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"Are you another one from the 1800's or something?"

Speaking of which, those pants the birds gave her were nowhere to be found. Awesome. It was freezing.

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"Do you mean to say that you aren't from 1888 yourself?"

Time travel? Yet another strange and seemingly impossible thing in this place. It could have been a fever-dream or a nightmare, but it all seemed too peaceful to be anything she would have dreamed up.

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"Hells no, I'm from 2010."

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"...That explains the wardrobe and language, I suppose."

But who else could Santana have met from Ciel's time period? Mey-rin or Grell were the obvious choices, but perhaps... Perhaps there was a chance of it being Madam Red.

"Who did you meet from my time, then?"

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Oh, man, she'd met so many crazy people since she'd arrived here, it was hard to keep their names straight.

"I dunno, I remember thinking the name was pretty funky. Grell?"

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"I thought as much."

That the Madam could be confirmed as alive by someone other than Grell was too much to hope for, really.

"If you care at all for your safety, you should stay away from her."

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"You don't need to tell me twice. She was a total weirdo, are you guys friends or something?"

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"She's a murderer. I caught her in the act, but she escaped."

CHRISTMAS EVE

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After failing to find the birds or any kind of food, Ciel and Santana had made their way back to the small stone house.

Two nights later, the birds have finally arrived with dinner. Really, they should be called feasts fit for kings.

Ciel practically swallows her first few pieces whole, she's so hungry. When she finally begins to slow down, she comments,"I wonder what the occasion is."

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Santana almost hadn't let them in. The most dangerous thing she'd ever had to deal with before she got here was Puck dragging her along for a bit of vandalism. She tried not to show it, but she was terrified. Those things - whatever they were, had been trying to get in the last couple of days. The scratching had kept her up all night, she was starting to get bags under her eyes.

Bags under her eyes. Like an ugly girl.

"That psycho bitch probably realized she can't fulfill any of her freakish lesbian fantasies if we're all dead," she spat, her tone carrying significanty more disdain than it had on day one.

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Santana's tone had ceased to surprise Ciel by the second day, and though her frankness and crass words grated significantly more, she'd grown used to it. That in and of itself was an annoyance. Ciel hated giving any kind of ground, and to her, this was just another set back.

Ciel's false smile held a tinge of frustration, but she soldiered on, trying to keep the silence and the howl of the wind and monsters at bay, "Lesbian? You're reading too much into it. That can't be her only motivation."

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"Why do you think there are only girls, then?"

She didn't wait for a response, instead digging into the food they were given. At home, keeping up the energy to follow all of her coach's over-the-top demands required her to take in a lot of food. After being so cruelly deprived the last few days, the way that she went at her feast was wholly unladylike.